Happy New Year from the Redneck Ring!

You’ll know it’s 2009 when:

It’s cheaper to paper your bedroom with your stock certificates than with wallpaper.

The President can speak in complete sentences.

Hiring a contractor or tradesman is no problem.

Your car is worth more than your house.

The hottest sector of the economy is alimony.

Bumper sticker:  401k this!

Your realtor checks you out at Wal-mart.

The Jonas Brothers are having a better year than the Lehman Brothers.

Your banker sings, “Won’t you come home, Bill Bailout.”

Nixon is a movie and Schwarzenegger a governor (sort of).
 
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